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I’ve just been offered a job teaching English in China!

And I cannot stop walking in circles!

keshalloween:

DETOX PLEASE

keshalloween:

DETOX PLEASE

overlord-kyogre:

thedovahcat:

amoriendi:

dogslug:

kaijyuu:

vixyish:

seananmcguire:

retrogradeworks:

Uh… I was playing myself in the Sims.

I’M GONNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.
I am totally cool with being ten years old again if it means I get actual Pokemon.

I guess Monster Match doesn’t count since you don’t play *as* anything. Unless I get to say I am an ever-changing team of six different monsters! (Most recently, five water monsters and a shadow monster.)
If phone games don’t count, then I’m a pirate with no nose. Yarrrr!

I was playing my tauren warrior in WoW. He’s ten fucking feet tall, I just— augh. 8|

My blood elf paladin.You know, I think Rude and I would both be okay with this.

…my…undead priest…  I uh…  Oh no…

HONORE NO .

why am i in love with a shy guy

I was playing myself on the Sims… so alone

overlord-kyogre:

thedovahcat:

amoriendi:

dogslug:

kaijyuu:

vixyish:

seananmcguire:

retrogradeworks:

Uh… I was playing myself in the Sims.

I’M GONNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.

I am totally cool with being ten years old again if it means I get actual Pokemon.

I guess Monster Match doesn’t count since you don’t play *as* anything. Unless I get to say I am an ever-changing team of six different monsters! (Most recently, five water monsters and a shadow monster.)

If phone games don’t count, then I’m a pirate with no nose. Yarrrr!

I was playing my tauren warrior in WoW. He’s ten fucking feet tall, I just— augh. 8|

My blood elf paladin.You know, I think Rude and I would both be okay with this.

…my…undead priest…  I uh…  Oh no…

HONORE NO .

why am i in love with a shy guy

I was playing myself on the Sims… so alone

thefaultinourserenity:

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

red vs blue

Maths is definitely a blue subject. My maths book was blue, my students’ maths books are blue.

Can you even get red books with squared paper in them?

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

Early pumpkinery this Halloween

Early pumpkinery this Halloween

And she proposed to him!

You take a quick 5 minute 2 hour nap and your sister goes and snapchats you her engagement ring.

What the hell world?! (Oh and congrats Alice, obvs)